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UK Poo Trap T-Shirt

Regular price  £27.99 Sale price  £18.99 Sale
Colour: Natural
Size: S

BUY 2 T-SHIRTS. GET FREE UK DELIVERY.

★★★★★ “Arrived quickly, looks exactly like the photo, fits true to size.” — Mark H.

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Fewer than 1% of customers claim our money-back guarantee.
Description

Original T-shirts designed by Blatantly British, inspired by identity, history, heritage, remembrance and the subjects that matter to people across the UK.

Printed in the UK and made for everyday wear, each design is created to be straightforward, recognisable and easy to wear.

✅ Unisex fit — true to size
✅ Soft ring-spun cotton, with fibre content varying by colour
✅ Lightweight, pre-shrunk fabric that keeps its shape
✅ DTG printed in the UK for a durable, long-lasting finish

Blatantly British. Pride in where you are from. Respect for what came before.

Washing Instructions

👕 Keep It Looking Its Best

  • Wash inside out.
  • Machine wash at 30°C maximum.
  • Use a mild detergent.
  • Do not use fabric softener.
  • Air dry where possible.
  • If tumble drying, use a low setting.
  • Iron inside out on a low setting.
  • Do not iron directly over the print.

Following these care instructions will help preserve the fabric and printed design.

Delivery & Returns
Delivery

✅ FREE UK delivery on orders £45+
✅ Standard UK delivery £3.95
✅ Orders are usually dispatched within 3 to 5 working days
✅ UK delivery only

Returns

We want you to be happy with your Blatantly British order.

✅ Change-of-mind returns accepted within 14 days of receiving your order
✅ You then have 14 days to return the item
✅ Return postage is your responsibility unless the item is faulty, damaged or incorrect
✅ Items must be unworn and returned in their original condition
✅ Personalised products may not qualify for change-of-mind returns

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What You're Actually Getting

A soft, lightweight unisex T-shirt designed for everyday wear. Ring-spun cotton, with fibre content varying by colour, and pre-shrunk fabric designed to help it keep its shape.

Each shirt is DTG printed in the UK for a durable, long-lasting finish. Straightforward, comfortable and made to be worn.

Made to be worn

These are not T-shirts designed to sit at the back of a wardrobe. They are made for everyday wear, whether that means a walk, a day out, the pub or somewhere further from home.

The design carries the story. The T-shirt still has to work in real life.

Blatantly British. Printed in the UK. Made to be worn.

What You're Actually Getting

A soft, lightweight unisex T-shirt designed for everyday wear. Ring-spun cotton, with fibre content varying by colour, and pre-shrunk fabric designed to help it keep its shape.

Each shirt is DTG printed in the UK for a durable, long-lasting finish. Straightforward, comfortable and made to be worn.

Made to be worn

These are not T-shirts designed to sit at the back of a wardrobe. They are made for everyday wear, whether that means a walk, a day out, the pub or somewhere further from home.

The design carries the story. The T-shirt still has to work in real life.

Blatantly British. Printed in the UK. Made to be worn.

Don’t Just Take Our Word for It

Customer Reviews

Sarah M.

"Bought it for my dad. He opened it, read it, didn't say anything, then put it straight on. That's how you know."

Sarah M.

Nicola F.

"Soft, well-made, washes well. The design is subtle enough that you can wear it anywhere. Really pleased."

Nicola F.

Rachel K.

"Got this for my husband. He's impossible to buy for. He's worn it twice this week."

Rachel K.

Jess T.

"Fits brilliantly. Wore it to the pub on Saturday. Three people asked where I got it."

Jess T.

Claire B.

"Ordered for my brother's birthday. He actually laughed when he opened it, which never happens."

Claire B.

Mark H.

"Arrived quickly, looks exactly like the photo, fits true to size. Ordered another one."

Mark H.

Elsie M.

"I bought this for my dad. He wore it on Christmas. Hilarious."


Elsie M.

Sarah L.

“It’s basically his new uniform. As a full-time cat dad it suits him perfectly. Won’t take it off… even to the pub.”

Sarah L.

Emily R.

“Got this for my brother. Suits him way too well. Still looks good after a few washes.”

Emily R.

Claire M.

“All my dad's mates want one now. He wears it every week. It's funny how the shirt actually looks like the lot of them lol.”

Claire M.

Hannah T.

“Got this for my husband from our son. He wears it every time we go out walking, even when it’s a bit nippy.”

Hannah T.

Sarah M.

"Bought it for my dad. He opened it, read it, didn't say anything, then put it straight on. That's how you know."

Sarah M.

Nicola F.

"Soft, well-made, washes well. The design is subtle enough that you can wear it anywhere. Really pleased."

Nicola F.

Rachel K.

"Got this for my husband. He's impossible to buy for. He's worn it twice this week."

Rachel K.

Jess T.

"Fits brilliantly. Wore it to the pub on Saturday. Three people asked where I got it."

Jess T.

Claire B.

"Ordered for my brother's birthday. He actually laughed when he opened it, which never happens."

Claire B.

Mark H.

"Arrived quickly, looks exactly like the photo, fits true to size. Ordered another one."

Mark H.

Elsie M.

"I bought this for my dad. He wore it on Christmas. Hilarious."


Elsie M.

Sarah L.

“It’s basically his new uniform. As a full-time cat dad it suits him perfectly. Won’t take it off… even to the pub.”

Sarah L.

Emily R.

“Got this for my brother. Suits him way too well. Still looks good after a few washes.”

Emily R.

Claire M.

“All my dad's mates want one now. He wears it every week. It's funny how the shirt actually looks like the lot of them lol.”

Claire M.

Hannah T.

“Got this for my husband from our son. He wears it every time we go out walking, even when it’s a bit nippy.”

Hannah T.

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Customer Service, Done Properly

Questions about an order, delivery, sizing or a return? Our customer support team is here to help with clear, straightforward answers.

If something is not right with your order, contact us and we will help you sort it.

Want to be featured? Send us your review and a photo of your Blatantly British T-shirt. We love seeing where our designs end up.

Send Us Your Review

Customer Service, Done Properly

Questions about an order, delivery, sizing or a return? Our customer support team is here to help with clear, straightforward answers.

If something is not right with your order, contact us and we will help you sort it.

Want to be featured? Send us your review and a photo of your Blatantly British T-shirt. We love seeing where our designs end up.

Send Us Your Review

FAQs

Where are you located?

We're a UK company. Our T-shirts are printed in Winsford, Cheshire, and our customer support team is based in London.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at the moment. We currently deliver within the United Kingdom only.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes. Once your order has been dispatched, we'll email your tracking details so you can follow its progress.

What size would fit me best?

Use the size guide on each product page to find the best fit. If you're still unsure, email support@blatantlybritish.co.uk and we'll be happy to help.

What materials are your products made of?

Our T-shirts use soft ring-spun cotton, with fibre content varying by colour. Full fabric details are shown on each product page.